A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Hi Shelby!!

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Where's my tractor?

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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