milly, milly, milly, cat

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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