- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

the WNBA

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Jesus was born and rased a jew

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

all these jokes suck ass

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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