Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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