Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Spread the net.

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