- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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