- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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