What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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Women.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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