- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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A child with cancer grows up.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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