- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Women's rights

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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