women's rights

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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anne hatthaway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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