- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

So a black man hails a taxi...

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

How old is your mom? Old.

Get in the Batmobile.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Welcome To Facebook

vagina, hehehehehehehe

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Cows go moo.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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