Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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dead battery come on down

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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