My butt!!!!

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Women's sports

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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A blind man walks into a bar

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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What is White over Black? Society.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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