What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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I tell an anti joke!.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Your time.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Anti Joke

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