Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

your mother hates you

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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