- Anti Joke

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)