- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

whats purple and savage? Barney!

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

Mitt Romney.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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