- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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