- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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