- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

A horse cantered into a bar.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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I tell an anti joke!.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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