What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Bake until golden at 375

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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