how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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