- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Please spell dyslexia.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Who has downs this joke

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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