- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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