What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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we all know sammi has a penis

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Ouch.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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