- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Shit!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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