- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

How many cows say moo? All of them

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Ham sandwich

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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