- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Society.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Matt Damon

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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