Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Not Steve Jobs

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

knock knock who's there police

whats really hot the sun

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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