Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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I have a crush on my dad.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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