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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Toaster

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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