Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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...NO.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Yo mamas so fat

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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hi corey

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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