- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

thermodynamics?

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

lyren is a big meanyhead

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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