Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

A ginger was with his friends

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

neil patrick harris

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

brian mcgee is gay!

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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