A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

PENIS

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

The Bible

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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