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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

democracy

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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