What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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a retard lost...

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Patriarchy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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