Hi my name is Jim

Knock knock --Come in.

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

since when?

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

What did I do last night?work

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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