A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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who smells? •Liam

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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