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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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