Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Women's Sports

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Potato.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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