why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Joey mayer's face

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

she wasn't 18

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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