Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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1 Jew XD

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Snooki

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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hi

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Anti Joke

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