How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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