What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

why did the black guy die? cancer

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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