Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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save water shower with friends

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Society.

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