A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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Chicken

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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women's rights

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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