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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

What's wrong with woman Everything

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

this is gay

my friend is gay hes gay

What'sucks and white Jackson

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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