What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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I have no ideas.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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